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Review: We-Vibe Nova
Cue up the sad -and I mean sorrowful- trombone. The We-Vibe Nova looked like no other dual stimulating vibe that I’d seen. It also looked like it could solve a lot of common problems with dual...
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Review: Iroha+ Tori
It took me a little while to warm up to the Iroha Midori but it eventually grew on me and I thought it was a pretty nice vibe. But this vibe? I loved it from the very first time I used it. This vibe...
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Review: Tantus Adam O2
Yearning for satisfaction? I think the Tantus Adam O2 can deliver. It’s like, the perfect dick-shaped dildo and it’s made of Tantus’ dual density O2 silicone, which makes it feel more real. I was...
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Review: Jimmyjane Intro Vibes
Jimmyjane has always been a bit of pretentious brand. I know I’ve said this before but it bears repeating. At one time, they were advertising a ride on a private jet for $35,000. You’d have to spend...
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Review: Tantus Rumble
Tantus is the quintessential manufacturer of premium body-safe silicone dildos and butt plugs (and one of my favorite companies). Now, with the Rumble, they’ve entered the world of vibrators. It all...
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Review: Maia Zoe Twistty Wand
Even though wand type massagers aren’t my clit’s favorite kind of vibe, I found the Maia Zoe interesting because of the dual motors. There’s one in the head (of course) and there’s one in the handle....
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Review: Pulse II Duo
Today we have a first on Toy Meets Girl. It’s dizzyguy’s first guest review. He expressed some interest in writing reviews for penis and prostate toys so, when Hot Octopuss offered the Pulse II Duo for...
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Review: Aneros Vice
It has been awhile but I’m back to review the Aneros Vice. This was a toy that I was very interested in trying because I’ve owned the Helix for a few years and have had pretty good success with it....
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Review: Womanizer Pro W500 – A Different Perspective
I previously reviewed the Womanizer Pro W500 and despite the awful name and gaudy looks, I did enjoy it. But after a short while, it just sat in a drawer collecting dust. I have many other toys that I...
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Review: Doc Johnson’s Platinum Silicone TRUSKYN, The True Stroke (Ribbed &...
In this review I’ll be covering both the beaded and ribbed Doc Johnson True Stroke strokers made of platinum premium silicone, that they call TRUSKYN. The reason for a two in one is not that I’m...
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Tantus Introduces the Vamp Super Soft
What’s old is new again, sort of. One of my favorite no-nonsense Tantus dildos is The Vamp. I believe I called it a workhorse of a dildo. By that I mean, it just works. There are no bells and...
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Review: Tantus Prostate Play
Hello all, I’m back! With summer being here I’ve been spending a lot more time outside taking care of outdoor projects but realized it’s been awhile since I’ve taken care of indoor projects. So I’m...
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Review: Fun Factory Stronic G
Nope, it’s not your imagination. I’m actually writing a new review. I didn’t know if I would ever be inspired enough to come out of retirement but then… there it was – the sex toy that might end my...
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Review: CalEx Silhouette S12
I’m trying to find y’all some more affordable sex toys. So, I requested the CalEx Silhouette S12 because it looked interesting and had some nice features. Not that $42 is chump change but in the world...
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Review: The Mini Swan Wand
Look! It’s like a Swan Wand only smaller. Why would they make a miniature version of the undeniable powerhouse that is the Swan Wand? I’m not entirely sure but really… why not? The The Mini Swan Wand...
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Review: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet
I recently declared that I was going on a mission to find Sex Toys Under $50 That Don’t Suck. To that end, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet was the first toy I requested to review. I saw a couple of...
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Review: Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B
Stop! Drop the jelly dildo and back away slowly. I have something better for your body, that costs about the same as that toxic piece of shit. I happily present to you, the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo B (or...
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Review: Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate...
After a couple of months on hiatus, I’m back for a review of the Lovehoney Desire Luxury Prostate Massager. In the past, I’ve reviewed several different brands of prostate massagers with each one...
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Review: California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels Marvelous Teaser
To be honest, not a single one of the other designs in the California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels line looked appealing to me1 but that’s only because I’m a pretty good judge of what my clit likes....
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Review: California Exotic Novelties Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker
I don’t think I’ve ever been able to say that I LOVE a California Exotic Novelties toy but here we are. The Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker earned my adoration the very first time I used it. It...
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