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Review: VixSkin Buck
There I sat, staring at it, doubts and apprehension swirling around my head. Without my saying a word, dizzyguy proclaims, “that thing looks big”… as though I hadn’t noticed. Had I bitten off more...
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Review: Loveo Ione
Want the tl;dr? I’m not really excited about the Loveo Ione. That’s probably putting it too mildly. It doesn’t make me seethe with anger. There’s just not much I like about it. Not much at all. You...
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Review: PicoBong Transformer
In trying to create a sex toy that can be used by everyone, PicoBong made a sex toy that is useful to no one. What exactly is the PicoBong Transformer? Well, it’s sort of a bendy thing with a vibrator...
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Review: Jopen Lust L2
First, I just need to begin by sincerely thanking Peep for recommending this wonderful little vibe. I probably never would have noticed it if she hadn’t mentioned how much she likes it. It’s true, I’m...
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Review: Revel Body SOL
To say that the original crowdfunded Revel Body debuted to a cool reception would be an understatement. In fact, it didn’t take long for it to earn a quite unflattering yet hilarious nickname amongst...
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Review: Magic Wand Rechargeable
Back in 1973 a rather unassuming back massager became a cult classic when sex education pioneer, Betty (fucking) Dodson, started teaching women how to masturbate with it. It didn’t take long for the...
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Review: Vixen Gee Whizzard
This picture is from my first sesh with the Vixen Gee Whizzard. I actually tested quite a few things that night1 because frankly, I’m falling behind on my reviews. But the items that made the magic...
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Review: Tantus G-Spot
I think Tantus’ G-Spot vibrating dildo is one of their most underrated toys. You don’t hear much about it and honestly, it didn’t really catch my attention but I’m so glad they sent it to me. I can...
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Review: NS Novelties Colours Pleasures 5″
I like this dildo but my vagina doesn’t agree with me. On my quest to find cheap sex toys that don’t totally suck, this one looks like a winner on paper. It just doesn’t do a whole lot for my vag. But...
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Review: Tantus’ The Duchess
Much like its royal counterpart The Duke, Tantus’ The Duchess barges its way into my vagina like it owns the place. And once inside, it completely fills the room with its presence. The Duchess...
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Review: Fun Factory Patchy Paul G5
It’s a vibrator that looks like a chubby happy caterpillar, especially in the green. Dizzyguy said it was creepy. I told him to bite his tongue. True to their name, everything Fun Factory makes is...
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Review: Tantus Warm Up
Duke, Silk Small, Warm Up It’s like a dildo, only smaller. Seriously, this thing is downright diminutive. When the package arrived at my doorstep I swore SheVibe must have sent the wrong product....
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Review: OhMiBod BlueMotion Nex 2
The OhMiBod Cuddle has gone all high-tech, changed colors and is now being called the Nex 2. It is basically, the same exact thing as the Cuddle which, as far as I’m concerned, is the best of...
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Review: Lovehoney Desire Clitoral Vibrator
Lovehoney gets it right with its new luxury line, Desire. Well, I can really only say that they’ve done the Desire Clitoral Vibe right since that’s the only one I’ve tested so far. But as far as that...
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Review: Fun Factory Miss Bi
It’s a Christmas miracle – a rabbit vibe that actually works for me. And that’s no small feat. Rabbit vibes or, dual stimulators, often don’t fit me right. The clitoral stimulator usually sits too low...
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Review: Tantus Alan
Meet Alan, he’s related to Gary and he’s a pretty nice guy. There was quite the negative outpouring when Tantus released these dual density O2 toys. A lot of people just did not like the names. They...
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Review: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion
Teardrops fall on my keyboard as I write this. Coming off the success that I had with the Miss Bi and my undying love of the Stronic Eins, I had high hopes that the Bi Stronic Fusion was going to work...
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Review: Womanizer Pro W500
Yes, I’m going to start this review off with a rant. Can we rename this thing for fuck’s sake? Who the hell thought “Womanizer” was a good name for sex toy? That word generally has negative...
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Review: L’amourose Prism V
This! This is what I wanted them to make! It’s as though I wished it into being. In fact, L’amourose told me that the feedback in my Rosa Rouge review helped to inspire the Prism V and VII. In that...
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Review: We-Vibe Rave
Is the We-Vibe Rave really a Tango for your G-spot? Well, I’d say it’s more like a Touch for the G-spot, which means it still kicks ass. This is We-Vibe’s first venture into solo use insertable...
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